And another thing...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Piano on the beach? A pinch of Elton John, a dash of Jane Campion and a big dollop of cheese.
Posted by Guy at 4:32 PM
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5 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh, lordy. How utterly cliche. It seems as though they had to pony up some cash and remake the video. Did you see the original?

Cheap white cyc clip, singing to camera with wind machine blowing her perfectly coifed hair extensions. Oh look, it's classy and cosmopolitan because it has a Barcelona chair!

This is a girl absolutely bereft of ideas and style.

Her intent is to convey a vamp; the result is an awkward girl playing dressups in mum's wardrobe. The consolation? She seems to have found her way out of grandma's wardrobe.

Delta knitted this... then threw up on it

Granny Delta - a podophilia triptych!

Delta falls on a bedazzler

Bubbles, and crocodile leather and denim, oh my!

February 24, 2009 at 9:27 PM
Guy said...

YES!! I HATE the original clip. You're right -- they were going for classy minimalism, but instead they put in that ridiculous hand chair and bubble swing, with her crazy hair extensions. It just feels like a cheap Aus Idol vid, and she looks like she's been primped up for the school formal. Also amusing is the Believe Again clip. At the end she's supposed to look like Madge in the Frozen vid, but she seems to be unintentionally dressed in Liza minelli pants.

I'm not normally this hateful...

February 24, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Guy said...

And one final, final, final thing: Check out opening outfit from Believe Again tour. Note kitchen-sink spiritualism headdress, and ill-conceived reflector sticker stuck onto grand piano!! Note Delta is creative director, as extensively discussed in lengthy press release on www.delta.com

Piano with sticker!

February 24, 2009 at 11:03 PM
Unknown said...

I am in Delta Hell on so many levels.

And that dayglo sticker looks like something you do to your pencil case in Grade 3.

Nice blog, matey. Keeping me suitably entertained and distracted.

February 25, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Guy said...

Excellent -- I'm glad my self-destructive procrastination is aiding someone else's...

February 25, 2009 at 5:09 PM

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